Minor Figures’ Hyper Oat: Functional Fuel Masquerading as a Treat
By Qamar Shahzad — May 17, 2025 — Food
Picture this: You’re rushing out the door after a morning workout, craving something creamy, caffeine-kissed, and packed with protein, but all you have time for is a grab-and-go sip. Enter Hyper Oat, the latest line from Minor Figures, the UK-based oat milk maestros. This isn’t just another plant-based drink; it’s a functional powerhouse disguised as a flavorful treat, blending berry bursts, matcha zen, turmeric warmth, and mango tang into four stealthily nutritious options.

The Flavors: A Nutrient Pit Stop in Every Sip
Hyper Oat’s lineup reads like a wellness guru’s shopping list:
- Berry: Post-gym recovery in a carton 12g of protein, calcium, and L-carnitine to soothe muscles.
- Matcha: Zen in a bottle, with zinc and pantothenic acid to sharpen focus (no 3 PM slump here).
- Turmeric: Golden-hued immunity booster, starring baobab, vitamin D, and probiotics for gut love.
- Mango: A tropical energy jolt, thanks to B12 and riboflavin to kick fatigue to the curb.
Why Hyper Oat is Brewing a Storm
- Barista-Approved Versatility: Works in smoothies, coffee, or straight from the fridge, without clumping or settling.
- Allergy-Friendly: Gluten-free, nut-free, and 100% plant-based, catering to the 1 in 5 Brits avoiding allergens.
- Planet-Conscious: Made with carbon-neutral oats and recyclable packaging, because saving the planet shouldn’t cost extra.
London fitness instructor Jess Carter swears by the Berry flavor: “I chug it after spin class. Tastes like a smoothie but fuels like a protein shake.”
Trends Stirring the Pot
- “Sipable Supplements”: Busy consumers want nutrition that fits in a cup holder, not a pillbox.
- Flavor-First Functionality: Health drinks that don’t skimp on taste are outselling bland alternatives 3:1.
- Oat Milk 2.0: Move over, basic oat lattes, functional blends are the new café darling.
Industry Shake-Up
- Plant-Based Beverages: With 40% of Brits reducing dairy, HyperOats’s launch pressures rivals to up their functional game.
- Functional Foods Market: Projected to hit $275B by 2026, driven by Gen Z’s obsession with “food as medicine.”
- Retail Reinvention: Major retailers like Waitrose and Morrisons are dedicating shelf space to “wellness sips,” betting on Hyper Oat’s appeal.
Final Drop
Hyper Oat isn’t just a drink it’s a lifestyle hack for the over-scheduled and under-caffeinated. Whether you’re yoga-mat-side or desk-bound, there’s a carton with your name on it. Pro tip: Try Matcha Hyper Oat in your morning brew. Your focus (and your barista) will thank you.
Launching first in the UK at Waitrose, Ocado, and Morrisons. Global expansion? Rumor has it, the U.S. is next.
References: minorfigures & foodbev
This article was written by Imran Ali.