ADAPTAPHORIA’s New Hemp Drinks: Your All-Day Chill or Charge, Without the Buzzkill
By Waleed — June 7, 2025 — Lifestyle
A Fresh Take on Functional Beverages
Let’s face it: Most of us are tired of choosing between chugging sugary energy drinks or sipping cocktails that leave us groggy. Enter ADAPTAPHORIA, a game-changing brand shaking up the beverage scene with hemp-infused drinks that work with your body, not against it. Founded by wellness advocate Cameron Forni, these drinks aren’t just another cannabis trend. They’re a lifestyle upgrade for anyone craving clarity, calm, or a clean energy boost.
Energy or Chill? You Pick.
ADAPTAPHORIA’s genius lies in its simplicity. Their lineup splits into two no-nonsense options: Energize (for when coffee just won’t cut it) and Unwind (for when wine feels too heavy). Each sleek can packs 15 calories, 3g of sugar, and a science-backed blend of adaptogens and hemp-derived Delta-9 THC. Translation? No jitters, no crash, and no hangover.
Energize Flavors:
- Dragonfruit Spark: Tropical vibes meet guarana for laser focus.
- Blackberry Cola Fizz: Bold, retro flavor with ginseng to power through deadlines.
Unwind Flavors:
- White Peach Zen: Sweet, mellow sips laced with ashwagandha to melt stress.
- Chillberry Bliss: Tart berry meets L-theanine for Netflix-and-unwind nights.
The kicker? Effects hit in 10 minutes and last for hours. Take that, espresso shots.
Why These Drinks Are Every Wellness Junkie’s New Obsession
ADAPTAPHORIA isn’t just selling drinks, it’s pitching a vibe. These aren’t your average CBD seltzers. Instead, they combine Delta-9 THC (the legal, hemp-derived kind) with adaptogens, those ancient herbs modern science can’t stop raving about. The result? A drink that’s equal parts functional and fun.
“People don’t want to numb out or hyper-caffeinate anymore,” Forni says. “They want to feel present, whether they’re at a party or prepping for a presentation. That’s where we come in.”
And let’s talk flavor. Unlike most cannabis drinks that taste like, well, cannabis, these are crisp, bright, and subtly sweet no “weed aftertaste” here.
Who’s It For?
- The Sober-Curious: Skip the bar but still want a “something” to sip at happy hour.
- Busy Professionals: Ditch the 3 PM coffee crash for steady, calm energy.
- Wellness Warriors: Low-cal, plant-based, and packed with stress-busting botanicals.
The Bigger Trend: Drinks That Do More
ADAPTAPHORIA nails three huge shifts in what we’re guzzling in 2025:
- Functional Everything: Beverages that multitask (energy + relaxation) are crushing it.
- Sober Socializing: 40% of millennials now prefer non-alcoholic drinks at gatherings.
- Adaptogen Mania: Herbs like ashwagandha are popping up everywhere, from lattes to lip balm.
Bottom Line
This isn’t just another cannabis brand. It’s a rethink of how we fuel (or unwind) our lives. Whether you’re sprinting through back-to-back meetings or finally tackling that yoga class, ADAPTAPHORIA permits you to choose your adventure, no side effects required.
Image: ADAPTAPHORIA’s sleek cans, styled like a retro soda pop with a modern wellness twist.
References: adaptaphoria & preparedfoods
Contact Email: hi@adaptaphoria.com
